In the 21st century, things are so sad.
You here people say, Twitter made me mad.
Miley Cyrus twerked
and everyone's out of work.
things like electric door handles.
Women drink wine while watching scandal.
Every song consists of dub-step.
People laugh at Rihanna's forehead.
This 21st century.
They should just make documentary.
But don't forget to add Mr. Channing.
Or their won't be any fanning.
Just saying.
That's how the new millennium is paying.