I am a politically conscientious, theater-obsessed English nut,

An extrovert with anxiety and an unquenchable taste for scary books and movies,

Who likes her tea sweeter than her sass, and her arguments as abundant as the items in her unnecessary button collection.

I am one giant quirk with glasses and a captivating passion for romanticizing reality. 

I am the epitome of awkward, the personification of fascination, and the humble image of undeserved pride.