Puppies, Batteries, and Why I'm an Old Maid
As a kid, I really wanted a puppy, my mother simply refused.
She got me a fur-real pet,
I wasn’t amused.
“It’s kind of like a puppy!” she said
It really wasn’t, It was not warm or real
But it was cute
Until the batteries ran out
And it no longer barked or made the noises puppies do
So, it stood at the bottom of the toy basket
Where all the rejections go
I met you years later
When the toy had been wiped from my brain
I didn’t tell you I loved you when I did
Because I was afraid of the batteries running out.
This poem is about:
Me
